I'm thinking about reaching out to some graphic designers to photoshop a photo of me that makes me look really overweight. I'd use it for my profile picture on Facebook, and then when I go back to Wisconsin and run into Facebook-but-not-real friends they'd be super surprised by how much weight I lost. And I would be so righteous about it: I lost weight for my health, for my family, because I need to take care of myself. It was an easy diet. I'll hook you up.