Steer Clear of Lotto Winners

Everyone has an "if I won the lottery" scenario. Mine is "If I won the lottery I would not unfriend people on Facebook; I would have them killed." It would have to be a big lottery, of course. That $2 I won in a scratch-off in Wisconsin isn't going to buy me my own villa in the Spice Islands from which I could deploy my assassins free from fear of extradition. I bet you'd think twice about stuff you said on Facebook then.

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