Let's All Live on the Ocean

I love the ocean but I hate the beach. Well, that's not true. What I hate is sitting around doing nothing. Well, that's not true either, I love sitting at bars all afternoon doing nothing. I guess what I hate is sitting in the hot sun and doing nothing. At the bars in the afternoon I'm at least reading the newspaper, which is impossible in the blinding midday beach-and-ocean-reflected sun. I'd love to live on the ocean so that I'd never have to go to the beach to enjoy it.

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