Doctor Notes

I almost never go to the doctor. I've been friends with so many idiot doctors who stay up all night drinking before they go to work in the morning that any illusion I ever had of their lofty ideals has been destroyed. Don't get me wrong. I love doctors, and I think the vast majority of them are dedicated to the ideals of their profession, just not the ones that hang out at Mona's bar on Ave B until 2am. Plus, visiting doctors is expensive. So, since everyone I work with has the same sickness as me, I just ask them what their doctors told them, and then I take that advice. It's just rest, liquid, and Vitamin C. I've already saved a fortune.

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