Caught on the News

The weather was really bad so I worked from home one day last week. The weather was so bad that day that it was all over the local news, and I kept seeing news vans drive past my house. In the afternoon I had to run out and pick up lunch, and while I was at the store, I bought a case of beer. They didn't have any bags that were big enough to hold the beer, so I just carried it. I was very careful not to walk through any of the TV news reporters' shots with my case of beer. It'd be harder to explain than a sunburn the day after you call off sick.