Take Only One Please

Midweek Halloween is the worst. Everyone gets dressed up and goes out the weekend before, and then when Halloween actually comes it feels like a dull, overdone affair. You see kids walking around in their costumes on Wednesday and they look lost, and no matter how many of them ring your doorbell to ask for candy, you're surprised each time. This year I'm going to avoid the whole thing and be the guy who everyone loves; the guy who puts a full bowl of candy outside with a note that says, "Take only one please." On second thought, I could just put an empty bowl outside my door with that sign since the candy will be gone in a matter of moments anyway.

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