I know I'm not the only person who occasionally thinks during conversations, "I wonder what would happen if I just spit in this person's face right now." Would I get arrested? Beat-up? Fired? Or maybe they'd write it off like some kind of weird episode, and I'd have to pretend that I was struck by a fit of temporary insanity. Then again, I would have to be suffering some level of insanity to spit in someone's face, so I guess letting me off the hook would be okay.