I've always thought that 'garbage man' would be a good fallback career for me. I like working outside and hanging off the sides of trucks. Plus you get to throw garbage bags around and keep any good things you find that people are throwing away. Getting up at 3am for work would be rough, but it'd be nice to hitting the noon happy hour when you got done with work so early. Then today I cleared about 10 pounds of exploded and half-exploded fireworks off the lawn and tossed the whole mess in the trash. If everyone on the block does the same, that garbage truck will have enough unexploded gunpowder in it to leave a crater in the road four feet deep. They should probably hang "No Smoking" signs on the side of the truck for that one day.
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