If You Could Be a Pro at Any Sport

If I could be any professional athlete, I'd be a pro golfer. I don't like golf all that much, but even if you're a bad pro you can make good money, you get to be outside, you can play as a pro until you're 60, and you get awesome sponsors like Rolex, Cadillac, and Lear Jet. The worst professional athlete to be is NASCAR. I hate driving, loud noises, and their sponsors are Dewalt tools and Kool Aid, no one person much of either of those things.

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