It's a shame booze and guns mix so well since it's such a volatile combination. I know I'm not the only one that sees them as harmonious vices since there's a real government agency that's called Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms. I'm surprised more college kids don't aspire to work there. It's the indulgence of the rockstar life and then since it's government work you still get to retire when you're 50 years old. If, instead of Tobacco it was Alcohol, Fireworks & Firearms I think they'd generate a lot more interest among college kids and my friends. I was curious about what people who work there do on a day-to-day basis so I took a look online, and the only information I could find were job requirements to be a Special Agent, which is a pretty badass title, and the only requirement is that you're a U.S. Citizen. I'm that. One of my friends needs to get a job there so they can hire me and then all of our other friends. I'm sure they don't destroy all that alcohol they sell. If one of my friends is ever hired, you'll know because I'll delete this blog post to get rid of any incriminated evidence.