The Wedding Speaker

The guy who performed my wedding ceremony was an ace. I knew he was the one after talking to him on the phone for ten minutes and hearing all his stories. Then I was assured he was the one when him and my future wife met for the first time and I heard all the exact same stories word-for-word again. Then the same stories at the wedding rehearsal (everyone thought he was great), and finally at the wedding where he laid those words on me for the last time. At this point, I have the whole thing memorized, but it's great if you only hear it once. Let me know if you're looking for someone to marry you. I have this gig down, and my rates are reasonable.

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