Imagine yourself in a laundromat. You have a load of wet clothes just out of the washing machine, but all the dryers are taken. A few of them are done with their cycles, but the person hasn't come to collect their clothes yet so they're just sitting there. What do you do? The obvious answer is to pull out the person's clothes and put yours in, but now consider, how awkward is it going to be when that person walks in the moment you sink your hands into their load of underwear? Will they be angry? Will they be bigger than you? These are some of the things that I contemplate while sitting in my building's basement trying to clean my clothes for the next week.