I feel really bad for anyone who has to work on Memorial Day. This, like Labor Day, is one we should all have off work. Sure, you wouldn't be able to go to any stores, the streets would be lawless, and house fires would burn through the city, but it'd be nice if you just knew that no one had to go to work. I've worked my fair share of Memorial Days, and the one comfort you can take is that no reasonable person actually expects you to do any real work. So to everyone who's stuck at work today, I hope you get to spend a lot of time chatting in the break room or surfing the net. Don't worry, people who have off work will wait for you. They don't have anything they need to rush off for.