Kid, This is the President of the United States

I realized that I was a fairly annoying little kid the other day when I called someone and their kid answered. I asked for his mom and he said, “May I ask who’s calling?” I used to do that all the time; must have driven people crazy. Hell no, kid, what business of yours is to ask whose calling for your mom? Maybe she called me because she needs to buy dangerous street drugs and she wants them delivered to your house. You want me to drop that on you and ruin your life forever?

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