Lately a lot of people have been signing work e-mails "pleaseadvise" instead of "thanks" or "sincerely" before their name. They don't use it all the time, usually only when passing the bill or seeking a resolution to a problem I created. Here's what I advise: Stop signing your e-mails "pleaseadvise." You sound like a towering idiot. Besides, if you were to follow my advice, you would quit your job and move somewhere that I would never see or hear from you again. You don't want someone like me to advise you.