Pabst Blue Ribbon

Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer is what's right with America. It tastes great, it's cheap, and the can even comes in red, white, and blue. I try to drink at least a couple every Fourth of July.

Where I live all fireworks are illegal. Even the sparkers that kids wave around burning at 2000F are illegal, but thanks to a neighboring state where lethal fireworks are available to anyone who can reach the counter, the sky lights up over my city in a real tribute to the outlaws responsible for kicking things off in this country. I normally reserve my fireworks for after bar time, but I might try to find some that I can launch out of an empty Pabst can to join the law-breaking fun.

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