I play fantasy football, but I don't know enough about football to be any good at it. My problem is that I draft players for my team whose names I recognize: "Eli Manning? Yeah, he won like, two Super Bowls...Josh Gordon, hmm, he's been in the news lately." Then I pick up a few more superstars from yesteryear that are, against all odds, still available in the late rounds. And when I look at my complete team, I think: "Man, these guys are going to be really good. As long as it's still 2009."