I suppose it's a reflection of my Facebook friends that every few days I see a post: "If you see this bike in Seattle/Minneapolis/Brooklyn kickass/call me because it's been stolen." We're a community of cyclists, our stuff gets stolen all the time, and we like to help each other out. But good god am I ever sick of seeing these posts. And I'd say they never, ever work except I happen to know of one guy in all the history of the Internet who had his bike stolen on the Lower East Side and a Twitter/Facebook APB tracked it down. So, I'll put up with them. And here's my submission to the genre: IF YOU SEE THIS BIKE IT'S BECAUSE I'M RIDING IT. SAY HI, MAYBE WE'LL GET A BEER.