I hate going to a bar to watch football games because there's always some guy there who never cheers for his team, he only shouts hateful things about the other teams. I always think these types of people must lead very complicated, unhappy lives. I also hate going to bars to watch soccer games, in a way for the same reason. I don't really have a great reason to support any team, so I end up watching impartially until I see someone fakes an injury or take a dives. That behavior infuriates me, so I find myself with silent hateful thoughts about the team that cheats, and then I realize that I've become that guy who only hates teams and doesn't support them. What I need is just one team with no players who dive.