Whenever I tell people my ideas for businesses they burst out laughing. Then, when they see I'm not laughing, they try to gain control of themselves and nod their heads, put on their best serious voice and say, "Yeah, (nod, nod, nod) that actually might be a good idea. I could see that working." It doesn't inspire confidence. But on the other hand, if people had thought about my ideas ages ago, it'd already be a business that was taking all my money. Of course, that's what every monkey butler service probably thinks.