The Workplace Printer

The only time I forget to get my stuff off the printer at work is when it's something sensitive. My employee review; a bracket for my NCAA basket ball tournament; a resume. Some of my co-workers send stuff to the printer accidentally when they're working from home and are signed into our network. They're always awkward emails clearly not meant for widespread reading, but there they sit on the printer all day, the only thing to look at while you're waiting for your copies to come out. It would actually be a good way to start rumors. Maybe tomorrow I'll make a fake flier for a party at my co-worker's house while he's out of town and leave that on the printer all day. He'll return home to a lot of hurt feelings, and maybe a trashed house.