I played the word "Death" in a Words With Friends game the other day and it got me worried. I value whimsical stories and irony so much that I was worried I'd get run over on my way to work and then people would say, "You know what the last thing he did when he was alive?" This is the trouble with sharing things online. One of them will eventually be your last, and then people may examine it after your death. And now I'm really worried because I'm writing the content of this email several days in advance and I have all kinds of high-risk activities planned for the weekend.