Class Reunion Season
I never made it to my class reunion. From what I could tell in photos on Facebook, all the guys were required to wear a blazer with their jeans, and everyone (including myself) has been equally afflicted with whatever it is that makes your face swell. It's like everyone was allergic to bee stings and someone shook up a hive before throwing it into the gymnasium. I might join my girlfriend for her class reunion this year, but since I don't know any of these people the situation would lack all the judgment and seeing how much people have changed. I might rent a huge Ferrari for it anyway. And then rent a huge yacht and use the Ferrari to tow it to the class reunion.