Food That's Out to Get You

If food tastes disgusting, it better be healthy for me. There's plenty of so-so tasting food that lives in the middle ground. I'm not a fan of some Indian dishes, and I can't quite figure out whether bagels are that bad for you if you don't get cream cheese. The one food that really bothers me is grits. They taste like butter-flavored tofu with the consistency of a blended corn margarita. And get this -- grits are terrible for you! If you're going to bring that awful flavor, you better be doing something for me, grits.

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